Drink Me In

"I’m the cutest new ornament"

"I’m the cutest new ornament"

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Zac Brown Band: But I would trade a thousand Babylons, To be in her arms tomorrow, But like tide her love has come and gone, And it's time for me to go.

Society: Rednecks!

Easton Corbin: I wanna fall like the Carolina rain on your skin, I wanna walk a little too far out on that limb, Take you every place I've been and never been, Are you with me, are you with me?

Society: Stupid imbreds!

Dierks Bentley: Scars, yeah she’s got her scars, Sometimes it starts to worry me, ‘Cause lose, I don’t wanna lose, Sight of who we are

Society: Dumbass hicks!

Taylor Swift: We are never ever ever getting back together, WeEE are never ever ever getting back together

Society: Now THIS is Country music!

championcoolbreeze:

obfuscatingdeity:

the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this

because fifteen dollars an hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve

^That commentary is very important.

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iamnotover:

hungoverandhard-up:

robynjaja:

This is one of the most adorable comics I’ve ever read

I’ve been waiting for this to pop back up on my dashboard.. we are way too hard on ourselves.

YES, EVERYONE!! Read this! You’re wonderful!

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nikynaa:

luxurycruisinglarry:

tajellybeeenz:

stormfire710:

hiddlestalker:

your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

Dick Hunter

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IT’S FUCKING BACK

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50shadesofacceptance:

I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true

50shadesofacceptance:

I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true

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wolveswolves:

Easter egg hunt at the Wolf Howl Animal Preserve

Pictures by Maria Ferguson

If I were to be any animal I would be a wolf. They are gorgeous 😍